Okay, we lied earlier. We did rise from the dead.
Centuries ago, we were young adventurers looking for our first quest. We decided to slay the mighty dragon nearby (or at least tell it to chill out). But on our way, we were ambushed by bandits. And, well… we didn’t exactly win. But it’s fine! We’re totally not bitter about losing that fight and our lives.
Centuries later, we’ve risen from the dirt ready for our new adventure: understanding capitalism.
Rift (They/Them) – The Mage
✦ Does the coloring and micromanaging
✦ Spells tend to go explosively wrong
✦ Fae-touched (with both autism and magic)
✦ Addicted to box hair dye (please spare their hair and wallet)
✦ Exhausted
Rune (She/They) – The Knight
✦ Does the lineart and tells Rift to chill out
✦ Loves tech and weaponry a concerning amount
✦ Can sleep anywhere
✦ Not exactly a planner
✦ Always has music playing in their headphones
Riot (She/Her) – Rift’s Familiar
✦ A weird demon cat that acts as Rift’s familiar
✦ Chaotic isn’t enough to describe her
✦ Gets easily distracted by shiny objects
✦ Surprisingly cuddly if she likes you
✦ Kills bugs for everyone
Rags (She/Her) – Rune’s… Cat?
✦ A stitched up cat that sticks around Rune
✦ Sleeps 50% of the time
✦ Loves hunting down small animals but avoids bugs like the plague
✦ Gifts said animals to people they like
✦ Avoids most people and water
